Death By Mess

Exhibit A: Chewed bubblegum left on the edge of the bathroom sink. Inside of sink coated in dried toothpaste.



One day, I will die from the exhaustion of trying to keep up with the mess in this house. Everyone says that when kids get older, nothing gets easier because instead of dealing with dirty diapers, and "someone" spitting cereal into the baby's hair, and crayon all over the wall, you're dealing with lying, issues with the opposite sex and worrying when the little brats miss curfew. Well, I say bring it on, because the days of finding half-eaten corn dogs on the couch and gum on the bathroom sink have over-stayed their welcome.