Last night I got a little present. An ace of spades, a golden ticket, a free pass, if you will. A really good one. One that can only be used once, so it better be good.
And to get what I want, or to get out of what I don't want, all I will have to say is this:
"Andrew, remember the time that you forced me to help you work on your bug, (even though it was freezing outside and I am a girl and I had expressed concern over the absence of safety glasses), and you sprayed half a gallon of premium gasoline directly in my face? Remember that? The burning, the eye-washes, the 9:00-on-a-Friday-night calls to poison control and my optometrist, the ice packs, the inability to use a blow-dryer for who knows how long for fear of my head bursting into flames, and, oh yeah, the insane burning? Remember that?
You owe me."
And that, my friends, is all I will have to say.
One of these would have been exceptionally helpful.
7 comments:
Holy crap! Are you ok? That sucks so bad!! It is a pretty good guilt tool, though. Was it worth it? I guess you'll have to let me know when you cash it in if it was worth it. You are a very good wife to help work on his car by the way! Wow, what a night.
oh my gosh. I hope you are OK. that is about the worst stuff in the world for your face.
did you go to the ER?
I'm so glad your fine. I had bleach splash into my face and eyes once and I agree every house should have one of those eye wash things. It is not easy to have a constant flush of water in your eyes for 15 minutes. I ended up soaked.
That's so scary! Man, he owes you big time! And I have to say that eye wash thing is pretty scary looking!
Oh. My. Gosh. I don't even know what to say - that is so scary!!!! No long term damage I'm assuming? And, I didn't even know what that picture of the scary looking contraption was until I read the other comments - scary.
Holy Moly! Only my sweet baby brother. I rubbed my eyes with jalepeno fingers last week and it burned for about 2 hours that was after rinsing for 1/2 hour. Yikes!
Your complexion has never looked so good. Was it like a chemical peel? they say that is good for your skin.
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